Kungaloosh Hey! I wanna speak to the manager! Or at the very least someone paid to lick customers' boots! This is libel and I will not stand for it!
[A portly man in a garish yellow suit is standing by the bios, screaming for attention.]
I was not, quite, "repeatedly outwitted by a pair of tweens," unquote! This is a gross misinterpretation of events and I demand recompense! Satisfaction! Several other large words!
Adventure is Out There [The Treasure Room has seen a small modification today. A sign has been placed at the entrance, reading "Swimming Pit, admissions fee negotiable."]
[Bill has set himself up in a reclining lawn chair in front of the doorway, lounging in an antique-looking one piece swimsuit. A handwritten nametag declares him "lifeguard on duty".]
Hey, hey! You wanna go in, you gotta pay like everyone else, sorry not sorry. It's policy, my hands are tied, really."
And Death's the Final Word Ha! Nice splatter pattern.
[Aren't you glad Bill's here to help with this crime scene? I bet you are.]
Guess he wasn't feeling very SAFE.
Get it? Cause his head's crushed.
Under a safe. Classic!
[It's good to find time to laugh in a dark situation, right? Or cackle maniacally.]
Bill Cipher | Gravity Falls
Hey! I wanna speak to the manager! Or at the very least someone paid to lick customers' boots! This is libel and I will not stand for it!
[A portly man in a garish yellow suit is standing by the bios, screaming for attention.]
I was not, quite, "repeatedly outwitted by a pair of tweens," unquote! This is a gross misinterpretation of events and I demand recompense! Satisfaction! Several other large words!
Adventure is Out There
[The Treasure Room has seen a small modification today. A sign has been placed at the entrance, reading "Swimming Pit, admissions fee negotiable."]
[Bill has set himself up in a reclining lawn chair in front of the doorway, lounging in an antique-looking one piece swimsuit. A handwritten nametag declares him "lifeguard on duty".]
Hey, hey! You wanna go in, you gotta pay like everyone else, sorry not sorry. It's policy, my hands are tied, really."
And Death's the Final Word
Ha! Nice splatter pattern.
[Aren't you glad Bill's here to help with this crime scene? I bet you are.]
Guess he wasn't feeling very SAFE.
Get it? Cause his head's crushed.
Under a safe. Classic!
[It's good to find time to laugh in a dark situation, right? Or cackle maniacally.]
It's funny because human existence is terrible.
Wildcard
[Get weird, you know you want to.]