Kermit the Frog Consolation Keychain - It's a small, poorly-made plastic keychain of Kermit the Frog. It looks like it used to be merch for some sort of attraction, but the letters have long since faded.

Lard Lad Donut - It's a scrumptious pink donut! Mmm...donut...

Photos! Photos of Spider-Man! - I want them on my desk by five o'clock or you're fired!

101 Dalmation dolls - I hope you like drowning in puppy toys.